Gossip Roundup: February 25, 2010

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Taylor Swift looks like a special-ed kid trying to shake off flies in the new movie “Valentine’s Day.” (Pajiba)

I’d like to see the series of unfortunate events that found Bar Rafaeli’s crotch mounted on back of The Situation’s head. (TMZ)

Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros topless and tanned. Hope you like masturbating vintage-style. (Moe Jackson)

How to dress as Demi Moore’s beaver circa 1984. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton flashes the beaver. AGAIN. Still winter last time I checked! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

“Lost” star Matthew Fox is fucking around on his wife with a dirty stripper! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Kristen Stewart is actually tolerable in a see-through shirt and no bra. Just barely, though. (Gabby Babble)

Why did Kate Hudson go to the Burberry Prorsum Catwalk Show dressed like a gay ninja turtle? (Bricks and Stones)

Black and white and nude all over: The Top Ten Skinterracial Scenes of All Time. (Mr. Skin)

Hilary Duff blowjob pictures: the proof is in the pudding, baby! I don’t even know what that means, but it seems appropriate given the circumstances. (Holy Moly!)

The trailer for Showgirls II. It’s all too real. (Seriously? OMG)

Mariah Carey keeps getting fatter and the dresses keep getting tighter. Complete wardrobe failure is bound to happen at some point. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Dunst is wearing a blue wig and hanging out with Asian chicks in this new Cosplay video and I still don’t care. Go figure. (popoholic)

How many Zoe Saldana nipslips do you see? I count 12! (CityRag)

Is Kristen Stewart cheating on Faggy McFagsalot with her new British co-star? (Right Celebrity)

The men of the Olympics — shirtless. (Socialite Life)

Boner is missing! Funny, I said the same thing to my ex-husband four or five times a week when we were married. (CelebNewsWire)

Mouse Fitness

Upcoming Movie: A Prophet (Un Prophete)

Condemned to six years in prison, Malik El Djebena cannot read not write. Arriving at the jail entirely alone, he appears younger and more fragile than the other convicts. He is 19 years old. Cornered by the leader of the Corsican gang who rules the prison, he is given a number of missions to carry out, toughening him up and gaining the gang leaders confidence in the process. But Malik is brave and a fast learner, daring to secretly develop his own plans. A Prophet comes out on February 26, 2010.

Toyota Lawnmower Recall?

Lindsanity is Back in El Ey, Partying

Cheryl Cole sales surge expected

13-year-old Ke$ha Sebert performs “Karma Police” by Radiohead in Middle School Talent Show!

Kesha Sebert (better known as Ke$ha), at only 13, performing “Karma Police” by Radiohead with her friends in a middle school talent show.

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My Little Pony Comes to Life, Does DreamGirls

CelebriTweets: Kylie Minogue is back in the studio and other tweets

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NickCannon

i’m old school pimpin! I used to break up with chicks on my skytel pager! When we used to call them BEEPERS! 304 upside down spells HOE 14 minutes ago via web

aplusk

Why spend a week in Russia? http://post.ly/PMUK 10 minutes ago via Posterous

justinbieber

Doing international press again today. Spoke with Belguim, Portugal, and Denmark earlier. Talking with Croatia now. Heard the beaches r nice 23 minutes ago via web

katyperry

Last Friday night I: __________ about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

selenagomez

Percy Jackson was amazing! 2 movies in one night.. Needed that! about 4 hours ago via Echofon

ParisHilton

Tweet dreams everyone xo Paris about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter

michellebranch

Thanks everyone. To be continued… Gonna go watch Lost now :) about 7 hours ago via web