Gossip Roundup: March 05, 2010

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Break out the sackcloth and ashes — Diane Krueger was a professional mourner. (Litely Salted)

Ever wondered what natural 32 E tits look like? Here you go. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Lady Gaga and Kelis try to out-stupid each other. (Holy Moly)

John Cusack is boning Brooke Burns. (Bricks and Stones)

Guess who moved back into Tiger’s millions mansion? (TMZ)

“The Crazies” does not have enough boobs. The end. (Pajiba)

“The Office’s” Jim and Pam as each other. Warning: don’t look if you’re currently tripping balls. (Celebrity Odor)

Joanna Krupa may have been sculpted by the hand of God himself. (Hollywood Rag)

Rebecca Gayheart birthed a fetus today. Hollywood PQ)

Mila Kunis looking gorgeous as always at the launch of Vera Wang’s boutique. (Moe Jackson)

Who’s the pederast with Miley Cyrus? (Celeb Jihad)

Rihanna as Moe from the Three Stooges, only blonde. (Socialite Life)

Johnny Depp’s wife is scared of Angelina Jolie! (Seriously? OMG)

The Top Ten Nude Academy Award Winners in one conveniently onanistic list. (Mr. Skin)

NKOTB’s Donnie Wahlberg had some seriously shitty plastic surgery! (Scandalist)

A behind the scenes look at former girlfriend Holly Madison. (Celebrity Smack)

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