CelebriTweets March 09, 2010: #RIPBig, SamRo’s Witticisms, and Ashton Kutcher
Mar 9, 2010 Gossip
“I was dating someone under house arrest and he wouldn’t commit to me.” I don’t think I’ll ever hear anything funnier than that.
Sometimes you just have to say “what the fuck”. 2 minutes ago via UberTwitter
cleaning out storage today. i still have the first couch i ever bought for my venice beach apartment. i can’t let go!!!!!
I’m only taking pics w buff tranny’s! Love our new rule! RT @reggie_bush I’m only taking pics w Midget Strippers! New Rule!!! 
Sometimes we have to be willing to be the only ones who like something.
‘Gossip Girl’ recap: Serena and Nate can’t stop having sex! http://bit.ly/9NHSmi
Thank you MTV for celebrating the life and times of the Greatest rapper of all time!!!! #ripbig !!!!!Watch MTV all day!!!! Biggie all day!
Love that everyone had the same punch line! about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter
Hell yeah! RT @markindelicato: on set today with the one and only @michaelurie ! Love these days. Always a ton of laughs
in the words of canibus “the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th” R.I.P. Biggie
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Gossip Roundup: March 09, 2010
Mar 9, 2010 Gossip
This couple is just plain weird (Dlisted)
Which Oscar dress is worse? (Cele|bitchy) Damn Elizabeth Banks has a nice ass (Drunken Stepfather)
Lil Wayne is getting fucking railroaded (PopEater)
I want Shaun White’s pants (Just Jared)
Dancing with the Stars just got sexy (Wonderwall)
More Megan Fox Harper’s Bazaar hotness (Popoholic)
Alessandra Ambrosio stretching. In a bikini. Awesome. – (The Superficial)
Playgirl will pay Jon Gosselin by the inch – (Huffington Post)God damn Kelly Brook cleans up well (IDLYITW)Christina Hendricks cleavage is worth another look (Hollywood Tuna])
Taylor Swift is all wet (moejackson)
Adriana Lima definitely owns nipples (NSFW) (College Humor)
Lindsay Lohan got fired (The Blemish)
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GossipRoundup: The Post Oscars 2010 Buzz Mega Resource Edition
Mar 8, 2010 Gossip, Movies, TV
Photo Courtersy of Shavar / CC BY 2.0
Fashion
GALLERY Red Carpet Arrivals
VIDEO Fashion at the Oscars
GALLERY Oscars 2010 BEST-DRESSED: See Who Dazzled On The Red Carpet
Oscars 2010: The Famous Couples
Oscars: 10 worst fashion flops
The Scoop
VIDEO Bullock “In Awe of This”
The Instant Oscar Post-Mortem Discussion
VIDEO Bigelow ‘never dared to hope’
LOL! Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin’s best Oscar zingers
Backstage: Mo’Nique says the Academy judged on talent
Without Waltz, ‘Basterds’ wouldn’t have been made
VIDEO A night for Oscar
Farrah Fawcett Left Off Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Tribute Montage
Kathryn Bigelow Gets A Better Oscar Seat Than James Cameron
10 Things You Didn’t Know About The Oscars
Sandra Bullock: Oscar Was Never in the Game Plan
PaAAarties
Team Party Crash: Elton John’s Oscar Viewing Party
Oscars 2010: The After-Parties
Oscars 2010: Inside The After Parties!
Anna Paquin: Vanity Fair After Party with Stephen Moyer!
GALLERY Oscars 2010 After-Party Photos
2010 Vanity Fair Oscar After Party
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Gossip Roundup: March 05, 2010
Mar 5, 2010 Gossip
Break out the sackcloth and ashes — Diane Krueger was a professional mourner. (Litely Salted)
Ever wondered what natural 32 E tits look like? Here you go. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Lady Gaga and Kelis try to out-stupid each other. (Holy Moly)
John Cusack is boning Brooke Burns. (Bricks and Stones)
Guess who moved back into Tiger’s millions mansion? (TMZ)
“The Crazies” does not have enough boobs. The end. (Pajiba)
“The Office’s” Jim and Pam as each other. Warning: don’t look if you’re currently tripping balls. (Celebrity Odor)
Joanna Krupa may have been sculpted by the hand of God himself. (Hollywood Rag)
Rebecca Gayheart birthed a fetus today. Hollywood PQ)
Mila Kunis looking gorgeous as always at the launch of Vera Wang’s boutique. (Moe Jackson)
Who’s the pederast with Miley Cyrus? (Celeb Jihad)
Rihanna as Moe from the Three Stooges, only blonde. (Socialite Life)
Johnny Depp’s wife is scared of Angelina Jolie! (Seriously? OMG)
The Top Ten Nude Academy Award Winners in one conveniently onanistic list. (Mr. Skin)
NKOTB’s Donnie Wahlberg had some seriously shitty plastic surgery! (Scandalist)
A behind the scenes look at former girlfriend Holly Madison. (Celebrity Smack)
Gossip Roundup: March 3, 2010
Mar 3, 2010 Gossip
This unholiness is what happens when your dad doesn’t play catch with you as a kid. (Mo Egger)
See the Pamela Anderson commercial banned from Australian TV! (Hollywood Rag)
Karate Kid as through the eyes of Michael Phelps. (Lainey Gossip)
John Travolta breaks out a new wig! (Socialite Life)
Lady Gaga says she’s celibate. I guess there are more perks to already having both sets of genitals than we ever could have realized. (Holy Moly)
What’s the secret behind Kirstie Alley’s new slimline physique? I’m guessing bacon drippings. (The Blemish)
Ke$ha wants to get on John Mayer’s dick. There’s a match made in douche heaven. (Litely Salted)
Center stage Bra-Off: Alessandra Ambrosio vs Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (Moe Jackson)
All the pictures of Evageline Lilly ever taken. Ever. (UseMyComputer)
Courtney Love looks like she was assembled from intestinal casings and phyllo dough. God help us all. (CelebNewsWire)
A heartfelt tribute to Salma Hayek’s breasts. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
I bet it took two tubs of Crisco to stuff Kim Kardashian’s fat ass in that body suit. (The Grumpiest)
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller had cracked-out threesomes! I have to admit, marriage is starting to sound more and more fun every day. (Celebitchy)
This nasty skank’s lips may haunt my acid flashbacks forever. (The Dirty)
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Gossip Roundup: March 2, 2010
Mar 2, 2010 Gossip
Elizabeth Hurley pulls out her massive cans for charity. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Lindsay Lohan looks like something you might see on the toilet paper after Roberto Cavalli wiped. (Holy Moly!)
Ashley Greene forgot her bra. (Moe Jackson)
“Cop Out” sucks like no other Kevin Smith movie has ever sucked. (Pajiba)
23-year old Ke$ha has the ass of a 47-year old divorcee. (CelebNewsWire)
Kelly Bensimon bikini pics, to make up for Ke$ha’s ass, and for having to type a fucking dollar sign instead of the letter s in her stupid name. (The Superficial)
Chuck Lidell’s naked husband-and-wife workout video. I’m not sure if I’m horrified or aroused. (Celebrity Odor)
Watch Kim Kardashian hose down her tits with an atomizer. (Hollywood Rag)
Candice Swanepoel lingerie pics, because I’m a masochist and it hurts so good. (Celeb Jihad)
Hello, Irina Sheik; good-bye, pantalones. (Derek Hail)
Lady Gaga is seriously horny. (Litely Salted)
All the pics from The Bachelor wedding! (CelebSlam)
Gossip Roundup: February 25, 2010
Feb 25, 2010 Gossip
Taylor Swift looks like a special-ed kid trying to shake off flies in the new movie “Valentine’s Day.” (Pajiba)
I’d like to see the series of unfortunate events that found Bar Rafaeli’s crotch mounted on back of The Situation’s head. (TMZ)
Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros topless and tanned. Hope you like masturbating vintage-style. (Moe Jackson)
How to dress as Demi Moore’s beaver circa 1984. (Hollywood Rag)
Paris Hilton flashes the beaver. AGAIN. Still winter last time I checked! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
“Lost” star Matthew Fox is fucking around on his wife with a dirty stripper! (I’m Not Obsessed)
Kristen Stewart is actually tolerable in a see-through shirt and no bra. Just barely, though. (Gabby Babble)
Why did Kate Hudson go to the Burberry Prorsum Catwalk Show dressed like a gay ninja turtle? (Bricks and Stones)
Black and white and nude all over: The Top Ten Skinterracial Scenes of All Time. (Mr. Skin)
Hilary Duff blowjob pictures: the proof is in the pudding, baby! I don’t even know what that means, but it seems appropriate given the circumstances. (Holy Moly!)
The trailer for Showgirls II. It’s all too real. (Seriously? OMG)
Mariah Carey keeps getting fatter and the dresses keep getting tighter. Complete wardrobe failure is bound to happen at some point. (Celebitchy)
Kristen Dunst is wearing a blue wig and hanging out with Asian chicks in this new Cosplay video and I still don’t care. Go figure. (popoholic)
How many Zoe Saldana nipslips do you see? I count 12! (CityRag)
Is Kristen Stewart cheating on Faggy McFagsalot with her new British co-star? (Right Celebrity)
The men of the Olympics — shirtless. (Socialite Life)
Boner is missing! Funny, I said the same thing to my ex-husband four or five times a week when we were married. (CelebNewsWire)
Lindsanity is Back in El Ey, Partying
Feb 25, 2010 Gossip
13-year-old Ke$ha Sebert performs “Karma Police” by Radiohead in Middle School Talent Show!
Kesha Sebert (better known as Ke$ha), at only 13, performing “Karma Police” by Radiohead with her friends in a middle school talent show.
