“I was dating someone under house arrest and he wouldn’t commit to me.” I don’t think I’ll ever hear anything funnier than that.
Sometimes you just have to say “what the fuck”. 2 minutes ago via UberTwitter
cleaning out storage today. i still have the first couch i ever bought for my venice beach apartment. i can’t let go!!!!!
I’m only taking pics w buff tranny’s! Love our new rule! RT @reggie_bush I’m only taking pics w Midget Strippers! New Rule!!! 
Sometimes we have to be willing to be the only ones who like something.
‘Gossip Girl’ recap: Serena and Nate can’t stop having sex! http://bit.ly/9NHSmi
Thank you MTV for celebrating the life and times of the Greatest rapper of all time!!!! #ripbig !!!!!Watch MTV all day!!!! Biggie all day!
Love that everyone had the same punch line! about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter
Hell yeah! RT @markindelicato: on set today with the one and only @michaelurie ! Love these days. Always a ton of laughs
in the words of canibus “the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th” R.I.P. Biggie